‘What’s the Worst Part of Having a Kid?’ : Funniest Relatable Parenting Confessions for the Crowd That Never Sleeps

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    Font - Posted by u/ApprehensiveShock655 15 hours ago What's the worst part of having a child?
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    Font - kbstock 6 hr. ago ""'The fingerprints on the wall get higher and higher....and then they disappear altogether." My mom. 1.2k Reply Share
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    Font - Infiniski_Gaming 11 hr. ago When people ask me this I say. You know those video games where you have to escort a character to a destination without them being attacked. That's parenting. Those missions are a pain in the art. 48.1k 2 Reply Share ●
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    Font - CoolerInTheory - 6 hr. ago And they walk at half your speed so you have to keep circling back for them. Spot on. Reply Share 2.2k Shite_Eating Squirel 5 hr. ago They walk faster than you but run slower. Reply Share 619
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    Font - Mcmenger 10 hr. ago To add to this, they are going to watch you, copy some of your habits and you will start to realize how annoying those habits are ✩ 4.3k Reply Share Agent Saucy 8 hr. ago Nothing like reevaluate yourself after disciplining the you out of your child
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    Font - AardvarkAndy 15 hr. ago You have to feed them like every day. Reply Share 5.2k ScrotumLeather 15 hr. ago You can try let them grassfeed on their own if you have a house with lawn around. 1.4k Reply Share
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    Font - Quizzical_Chimp 15 hr. ago 2 Having to deal with their total lack of self preservation. They are creative and come up with all kinds of ways to try and k I themselves, keeping ahead of the game is exhausting 21.4k Reply Share
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    Font - Tangboy50000 . 15 hr. ago They're just always there. On you, behind you, in front of you, just a little speed bump impeding every task. Lol 46.0k Reply Share
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    Font - tessiegamgee · 15 hr. ago · edited 11 hr. ago 1 ² 3 4 G I'm only 9 years in, but so far it's been the sleep deprivation. Hands down. ETA: I'm not still sleep deprived. My kids sleep great now at nearly 9 & 5. But that was the hardest part of parenthood for me so far. 16.5k Reply Share
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    Organism - mouse_rat 15 hr. ago It's like taking a 2nd job that lasts 18+ years with 24/7 schedule with no holidays or sick days. Reply Share 8.2k SparklyKelsey 13 hr. ago ...And no second paycheck. ✩ 3.2k Reply Share
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    Rectangle - jbobeffrey 15 hr. ago 3 & 2 More Worrying about them for the rest of your life. 429.8k Reply Share
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    Font - jemenake 14 hr. ago A friend of mine said that having kids is like having some important organ, like your heart, play in the street dodging traffic. 41.3k Reply Share
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    Font - itdoesnotmatter1684 14 hr. ago I'm divorced and the worst part of having kids is being tied to my ex forever. ✩ 2.6k Reply Share

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